women

women
1. (Women) (8167↑, 851↓)
Beings not seen or touched by 98% of the men who have posted on this subject thus far. Highly attracted to males of the species who are reasonable to look at, have jobs, are relatively kind, sometimes take out trash, and treat them like equals (not superiors, not inferiors -- equals.) Happily give [blowjob]s in return. Prefer large [dick]s. Secretly laugh at guys who convince themselves that size doesn't matter. Are paid seventy five cents for every dollar a man makes in the exact same job, same demographic, and same education level. To those men who cannot procure them (because said men are too mean, stupid, sexist, ugly, and unaccomplished) they cause intense feelings of failure, hatred, prejudice, violence, and need to post on boards stereotyping all women with one narrow, negative definition. Said men then jack off alone. When said beings reject such specimens of men or express an intelligent opinion, they are [bitches]. When they don't put out, they are also [bitches]. When they do, they are [sluts].

Dick: "Women are illogical, make no sense, are emotionless blobs, nag constantly, are always man-hating. They should just shut up, clean house, kneel, know their place, and blow me." Women: "Ha ha, you're just mad because you can't get any pussy and you've got a tiny pecker." John: "Dick, you're a sexist asshole *punches Dick.* I respect smart, strong women. I love my mama. I like to eat pussy. I've got a job; I don't make a lot, but I work hard and I'm ambitious. I've seen a treadmill before." Women: "John, we all love you. Can we please suck your giant cock? Would you like to have an [orgy] with us? Please, oh please?" John: "Yes, ladies, I would appreciate that. May I hold the door open for you?"

Author: Lick_it_bitch http://women.urbanup.com/1938607
2. (women) (7246↑, 640↓)
females roughly half of the earths population if not less, for some reason.

You know, its really hard seeing all this shit smeared everywhere about women being useless peices of skin around a pussy when YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO YOUR HAIRY ASS. good day.

3. (Women) (7130↑, 691↓)
A woman has strengths that amazes me. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens. She holds happiness, love and opinions. She smiles when she feels like screaming. She sings when she feels like crying. She cries when she's happy and laughs when she's afraid. Her love is unconditional. There's only one thing wrong with her and that is that sometimes she forgets what she is worth.

Bob- You see that women over there? Paul- Yes. Bob- well she is stronger than anything in the universe.

Author: Lovergirl-13-93 http://women.urbanup.com/4046412
4. (Women) (6943↑, 577↓)
Believe it or not, an actual human being, who deserves respect and equality with men. Not superior or inferior to men, but equal. Being different from men does not mean being inferior. And no, we are not better because we have the children...what an idiotic thing to say, I'm tired of everyone using that. Not all women have children, you know. Also, the group of humans that has received the most mistreatment throughout our world's history. Men and minority races have not received nearly as many ills as women have, and if you're a minority race AND a woman, then you've really felt the pain.

Women and men are both to be respected. Why live in hatred and fear?

5. (women) (5992↑, 607↓)
One of the great souls on Earth, they, however, are almost never respected. Most perverts, such as most of the other people, see them only as bodies to give them what they want.

Women should be more respected.

6. (women) (4142↑, 240↓)
women are people who can cuase great pain in a man or can cuase great love in a person and sometimes the best thing to do in life is find one that youwant to spend the rest of your life with and never let her go, hold on to her for the rest of your life and be happy

best thing in your life, women

7. (women) (2285↑, 442↓)
completely equal to men. Can be nice or mean. Some are understandable, others not. let's not steryotype people...

a woman is a good thing

8. (Women) (2208↑, 375↓)
The most beautiful creatures created by God. They are angelic compared to the ugly mugs that god put on men. They are the better half of humanity. Complex by nature, they are gentle and caring and possessive If they are treated nicely and respected, they will rock your world.

Women

9. (women) (2241↑, 426↓)
The female human. Often accused of being a golddigger, manipulative and cruel. While some do fit this description, many do not. Women by nature are thoughtful, caring and trusting. Sometimes this can change often because of the way they were socialized or treated in their lifetime. Just like men, they can be cruel. But they are not all cruel, and they are not always cruel. Women are often idealized by men, meaning they are supposed to be perfect, which is impossible. This results in anger on behalf of some men. Women are also referred to as evil, often because they can have power over men and can occasionally take them to a status of "weakness". Just as men have power over women. Some men do not like the idea of being "weak" and therefore use this anger against women and commit violent acts toward them, or come onto UD and generalize all women in a hateful way. In reality, a woman is the biological, spiritual, emotional and necessary parter of a man. When they appreciate each other and understand the other is just another version of themself, their relationship will flourish.

women, just like men, have faults, weaknesses, strengths and abilities. they are every bit as human as men. they should not be stereotyped into one negative lump.

10. (women) (2050↑, 329↓)
something mankind can't live without unless your gay.. gay people still need women if they want children women make a man complete

halle berry sexy women attracts lots of men beyounce very sexy women could have any man in the world

11. (women) (2058↑, 436↓)
the sex that deserves respect

they carry, take care of and love our children they do everything a man cannot do so we shud be greatful to them

Author: lasdjlnapw asdvonlonsdgfs http://women.urbanup.com/1282541
12. (women) (1953↑, 435↓)
the opposite of a man, apparantly not allowed to burp, fart or in any way be better than a man...hey guys, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE THE DAMN BABIES\!

man\! i feel like a woman, doo doo doo doo doo\!

13. (women) (992↑, 268↓)
Female humans. 80 % of valedictorians and salutatorians. 60 % of universities and institutions of higher learning.

Lucy: Yay, I'm a girl, I'll probably be best in my class and go to Harvard\! Jack: Cunt, go make me a sandwich\! Women\! Lucy: Fuck you, Jack\! You'll be working at McDonald's in 5 years, loser\! Lol\! discouraged, criticized and assaulted if they

14. (Women) (1002↑, 912↓)
Definition unknown: See [enigma]

Women rock, but who the hell understands them?

Author: Paul Edinger http://women.urbanup.com/867398
15. (Women) (21↑, 10↓)
Women, such as me, are all delicate creatures. We deserve equal respect to men, and if we don't THAT's when we turn into bitches. We love being loved, and if you love us, we'll love you. Women are not "a very effective cleaning agent", or "highly ornamental". We carry your children, love you unconditionally (no matter what Mother nature says, we still love you), and we are often misjudged. Most of us (not just feminazis) would like you to respect us and treat us equally, because we deserve it. We are not "extremely complicated", we are just all individual people and we all have different preferences. And as another post states: If you hate women so much: consider this- your mother carried you inside of her for months, then gave birth to you for hours more, loved you, and gave you life, and you hate women? I swear, some people are just ignorant.

Many women are important in life. For example: Your own mother, your grandmother, every one of the females in your family history, and other women close to you. Think closely for two seconds and you'll see how important women are.

16. (Women) (10↑, 3↓)
People. If you expect respect you have to give it to everyone you meet. Yelling, derogatory terms, selfishness, impulsiveness and anger towards women are all signs of abuse. Get out

My mom is a total woman. She brought me into this world, made my favorite food, got the coolest backpacks and left cool notes in my lunchbox. If anyone ever treated her wrong I would go crazy. I respect women

Author: mooooooooooomoooooo http://women.urbanup.com/5881241
17. (women) (7↑, 22↓)
One of the most complicated types of humans there is in the world. they never know for sure what they want and when they do know it is what they don't deserve or should not have. [Women] tend to nag and argue a lot. They are the opposite of men and one of the most [beautiful] creatures on earth.

There is not enough women to please me.

18. (Women) (7↑, 26↓)
The opposite of man, of whom are praised and worshipped in American society, when in actuality are as filthy and nasty as men themselves.

[women]

19. (women) (72↑, 236↓)
Kitchen worker.

Man: " Go be a women and make me a sammich "

20. (women) (29↑, 194↓)
you cant live with them, but you cant fuck beer

the hole in the bottlle or can is too small for even a baby dick. I guess i will have to fuck women.

21. (Women) (22↑, 188↓)
Common household accessory. Sammich maker.

Please note: Best results achieved if placed in or around the kitchen. Also note: It is wise to not allow women to come in contact with money as it will magically dissapear as if David Blaine were present.

Author: Teh-Magik-Waffle http://women.urbanup.com/6049393
22. (Women) (46↑, 213↓)
A member of the human race. Very hard to handle. Indigenous to our ribs. Show extreme caution while approaching one.

Women speak their own language. It's called crazy

Author: Devin J the Snipe http://women.urbanup.com/5596662
23. (Women) (53↑, 225↓)
[wi-men] The root of all evil.

Person A: What got us kicked out of the garden of Eden? Person B: That bitch with the 70's porn pubes between her legs tempted Adam with a healthy apple while he was eating doritos and watching the game. He took one bite and Morgan Freeman bitch slapped his ass out of the garden along with his bitch wife. Afterwards, she started nagging about how this would not have happened if he paid more attention to her and then she wondered off subject until she started blaming him for the five extra pounds she gained since she left the garden. Person A: So women fucked us over? Person B: Damn straight.

24. (Women) (45↑, 218↓)
[Parasite]s that use a weak appearance with less muscle mass to lure prey (men), and latch onto them with their vaginas. Once connected they inject a fluid called pleasure along with a venom known as guilt trips that keep their victim paralyzed yet hopelessly bamboozled as they proceed to drain precious money, time and marijuana from them.

Christine: Hold on, I have to go check my phone. Chase: Wait, hold on. Pay your half of the check first. Christine: What? I thought this was a date. Chase: Yeah, you damn parasite. But that doesn't mean that I have to pay for EVERYTHING. You fucking tapeworm... Christine: *puts $8 on the table* Damn then, here.*Walks away* Chase: Damn women, thinking I'll always fall for that bullshit..

Author: APotSmokingCentipede http://women.urbanup.com/5746253
25. (Women) (45↑, 232↓)
The thing that belongs in the kitchen.

Go make me a sandwhich women\!

26. (Women) (52↑, 241↓)
Women: Extremely expensive, extremely time consuming, extremely upsetting, extremely complicated, extremely high maintenance, extremely annoying at times, & extremely emotional all the time. Women also make some very bad cooks, so be careful. Backstabbing gold digging bitches.

Women are extremely complicated & expensive, but men are easy & cheap. Men are easy like the controls to bicycles & women are extremely complicated & expensive like controls to a Space shuttle. You will never understand women, so give up & go with the flow. Women can cause men to feel extreme anger & intense regret Your stereotypical woman is a gold digging self centered bitch who is willing to lie, cheat, kill, & steal to get ahead in life.

27. (Women) (308↑, 531↓)
Hey, I'm no huge feminist at all, but some of these definitions are pretty bad. We often do a hell of a lot more than you guys can. Yeah, I know this is overused, but how'd you like pushing a human being out of your body? However, I do completely agree on a few things. I can bleed, push a baby out of my body, nurse, and pour boiling hot wax on my legs and rip the hair off, but yes - I am terrified of spiders. They scare the frigging shit out of me. And I can be incredibly illogical, conniving, manipulative, and spoiled into getting what I want, including the occasional abrupt shift in mood. But not that y'all don't have your freaky quirks as well. You guys are weird, annoying, and you're WAY too hung up on ESPN. But that one about rape was sick and unfunny. How do you report that? By the way, everyone, Happy 2006\! Yeah, whatever.It's 3 a.m. and I'm here.

Mood-swing woman Other woman: I'm so happy\! Woman: Really\! Well I'm glad - Other woman: Shut up. Women's tolerance Other woman's husband later that night:Honey, can you make me a four-course meal? Other woman: Sure. Other woman's husband: Honey, can you drive forty miles and get me some wine? Other woman: Sure. Other woman's husband: Oh, and honey, can you get me some applesauce? Other woman: Get your own damn sauce\! Men's stupidities Woman: Honey, can I have some earrings at Tiffanys? Woman's Husband: Sure, darling. Woman: Honey, can I have a purse at Prada? Woman's Husband: Sure, darling. Woman: Honey, can I spend all the money you've ever worked in your entire life and decorate my car in six-carat diamonds? Woman's Husband: Sure, darling. Woman: Honey, can I cut off ESPN? Woman's Husband: Get the hell out of here, you evil bitch\!

Author: una chica fantastica http://women.urbanup.com/1572070
28. (Women) (489↑, 775↓)
my friend showed me this: Women = Time X Money Time = Money Women = Money squared Money = root of all evil Women = all evil

I don't hate women, i just thought that was funny

29. (women) (230↑, 526↓)
Credited for being bad drivers. Yet it's not their fault, it's becuase they're near sighted, due to them being convinced by men over and over that this ---------- is eight inches.

Women: Can't live with them, can't live without them.

30. (Women) (54↑, 351↓)
Irrational animals that often remove the testicles of their male counterparts.

When women can't accomplish something they yell at men.

31. (Women) (529↑, 830↓)
The Fairer sex. Often the source of male confusion because of her mixed signals and illogic. A person with whom a man can be emotional without being accused of being a homo. Often cause men to spend large sums of money or none at all. Can be the source of exteme emotional pain and hopelessness, or perpetual bliss, most often both. Give men exteme biophysical pleasure to look at or touch. They posses the most beautiful curves and contours, fun to draw.

Jef Foxworthy complained about his wife bitching all the time Ovninder regretted spending all that money on the girl he just realized was not a virgin. Francois used his new markers to create the light and shadow effects on his drawing of his girlfriend's butt

32. (Women) (585↑, 929↓)
Ain't nothing but trouble (to men everywhere at one time or another). Often think guys never pay attention to them, but just as often only notice attention if it's from someone they are currently interested in. They are great but they will never be fully understandable to the likes of meer men.

Women ain't nothing but trouble. Can I get an amen from the congregation?

33. (women) (120↑, 469↓)
proof there is some kinda higher being, such as God. See also: shopping, make-up, diet, catch-22

Nothing man-made could ever be quite so complicated

34. (Women) (29↑, 381↓)
Female Homo sapien; extremely hard to understand.

David: Wow, quantum mechanics is pretty complicated\! John: Hah\! Try understanding women.

Author: David Mustayn http://women.urbanup.com/5186140
35. (women) (57↑, 411↓)
The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Jennifer dumped me for a guy with no job, no car, a ton of STD's, and he was locked up once for attempted rape of a drunk girl. What is wrong with women these days.

36. (Women) (65↑, 420↓)
What [beer] turns [men] into.

I drank 5 beers, now I: Can't drive Argue with everyone over nothing Ramble on without making sense Gained weight Am overly emotional Fail to think rationally Have to sit down when urinating Cant perform sexually and refuse to apologize when wrong just like a women.

Author: Internal Capsule http://women.urbanup.com/4141934
37. (women) (62↑, 417↓)
the best beings in the world (to a guy like me), and yet still a hazard to society as we know it (they control the world guys... if you haven't realized that when a hot girl wants your money, you'll give it to her for anything you can get, especially pussy\!) -MANY ARE MANIPULATIVE SO IF YOU'RE SMART LIKE ME, YOU'LL CONTROL THE RELATIONSHIP AND NOT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU\! -they are also sometimes crazy nymphos... but ho nymphos are good... as long as you're their first and not their 9,900,987,584,320. -of course women come in all calibur but you know you'll do anything to get one\!

"Damn dude, I'm single... let's go to the mall and meet some women" "Dude... my Mom's upstairs..." "Thanx... I owe you..."

Author: Eric Edghill http://women.urbanup.com/985267
38. (Women) (51↑, 407↓)
Poisonous serpents with tits.

Person 1: "Why do you get so pissed off about women being total cunts to guys?" Person 2: "Because they're just poisonous serpents with tits."

Author: TheWretched1689 http://women.urbanup.com/4723358
39. (Women) (76↑, 432↓)
Women are great in small doses over limited periods of time. But don't let them into your life or they will use the power of the state to take your home, your children and your future income. Give them a pat on the ass on the way out of your apartment and make sure they bring their toothbrushes with them.

Women are strong and independent until they call down the courts, police and various federal and state agencies on anyone who pisses them off. They want your money and are not shy about using the muscle power of (primarily male) police to get it.

Author: Captain Important http://women.urbanup.com/3343571
40. (women) (58↑, 415↓)
People with boobs and a vagina

Johnny: Oh my God :) Now I know what a women is Steve:....

Author: browngirlsdonttakebs http://women.urbanup.com/4088712
41. (Women) (62↑, 419↓)
EVIL\! Women = EVIL\!

I'll prove it. Women = time * money We know that time = money so... Women = money * money or money©÷ We also know that money is the root of all evil/ ¡îmoney = evil so... Women = ¡îmoney©÷ so... Women = EVIL\!

Author: BrieflyStated17 http://women.urbanup.com/2158269
42. (Women) (130↑, 487↓)
Women are possibly the hardest things to define in the world,we can define 15 character words but saying the word "Woman" means having a headache for a week. They are always complicated and most times hide their feelings, if a guy has a girl that doesn't, then let that man come to me and give me PROOF\! i won't believe him otherwise. :D Women can be good when used in the right way, but if you let them use you, they will walk all over you, easily. My last girlfriend was a bitch and hope she would die..lovely the power of love.

Women..Cant live with them, Cant live without them.

43. (Women) (112↑, 470↓)
A gender which is VERY superficial. Who only care about looks and money.

Women...they have nothing better to do than to shop and look at celebrities' butts.

44. (Women) (24↑, 383↓)
Boobs, Vaginia

I like women.

45. (women) (99↑, 458↓)
Only good for three things......Cooking, sucking, and fucking. See also: [cunt].

After that women sucked my dick all night long, she cooked me up some waffles.

46. (women) (84↑, 443↓)
The reason for communism.

Women are the reason for communism.

47. (women) (114↑, 473↓)
the inferior human sex, who is illogical, irartional, and a brain that thinks how to torment men. They are beautiful to look at so that they can easily trap the other sex. The only useful part is the hole between the legs known as the vagina that can be used for pleasure and bearing children, and the breasts that are both joy and are useful for producing milk. The most useless part is the mouth that talks and nag non-stop. Some wise men say that women must only open mouth to suck.

the poor man was robbed by those big titted women

48. (Women) (156↑, 515↓)
A human being with a vagina and 2 breasts (of varying sizes). Women feel superior to their male counterparts, and will constantly remind said male counterparts. Cannot be trusted, and when they speak, 30% of the time they have no knowledge about the current topic of discussion. If given the chance, will fuck anyone and anything. See also: [whores]

All women are whores.

49. (Women) (53↑, 413↓)
People who can make good sandwiches. Or are great in the bed. But rarely both.

Some men don't get relationships with women for sex, some just want good sandwiches.

Author: waterbottle filled with juice http://women.urbanup.com/4908661
50. (Women) (38↑, 398↓)
Is a life support system for a Vagina

I would tap that women.

Author: splut the angry gerbil http://women.urbanup.com/3883772
51. (Women) (46↑, 406↓)
Most common tool used in the proccess of Sexual Intercourse.

Male \#1. Hey, aren't you going to have sex? Male \#2. Yer, but I can't find my damn women\!

52. (women) (73↑, 433↓)
The way morons spell "woman."

i don't get how a women can pour boiling hot wax onto their upper thigh, then rip the hair out by the root... and still be afraid of a spider.

53. (women) (165↑, 525↓)
noun. plural form of the word woman. a very rare specimen to find. understands their place, reason for existence, and job in the universe. the mature form of girls. loving, caring, and nurturing female humans.

women are rare because most of the female humans are just older girls who have still not matured.

54. (women) (170↑, 530↓)
Gender opposite of [MALE]. Are prone to slight anorexia, attraction to interacting with other "WOMEN", obtaining useless goods, (Also reffered to as [shopping] ) sharing intense hate and gossip with other women ( [backstabbing] ) and trying to prove they are superior to men. Habitats include mud pile, ghetto, slum, city, and near the telephone. Women can remember a negative event with another woman and will preform certain rituals when they sense that woman. Extremely attracted to currency and men with a large currency deposits. Many are much less prone to sexual urges than man but will do anything to please them. Most women are hypocritical and will try to pick out any inperfection of anyone, and constantly blindly accuse their husbands of cheating. Those that do so are 75 percent more likely to maintain 2 active sexual relationships at once. Most women claim men are inferior as stated earlier and usually their only backup is that "They have the Kids" and that "They put up with the stress". These accusations will continue to occur even if the Man does the backbreaking work and watches the kids just as much as the women does. In reality, the female brain simply "amplifies" the effect of normal stress as a result as a womens increased sensitivity. And, ladies we WOULD have the kids if we COULD so you would all stop bitching about it. Anything for you, honey. Isn't that how it ALWAYS is?

Every women on Earth, minus YOU, right?

55. (women) (105↑, 466↓)
a women is a human being of the female sex. the women usually demand special treatment from men they usually cant; make up their mind, be nice, be loving, or show any affection whatsoever. they tend to pretend they love you, then rip your heart out of your ass...it hurts belive me..... they also tend to seduce you with their looks, and goldigg off you....they always want the most expensive shit, even if they arent going to use/wear it... they are angels on the outside, but usuall demons on the inside....men usually think they have the found one women they truly want to be with, then they end up dumping them after 6 weeks and 4 days...they want all the attntion and are always willing to take the spotlight

zack:god sean women...women these days breh... sean:i know breh....

Author: zack digiallonardo http://women.urbanup.com/3199215
56. (Women) (79↑, 440↓)
A stupid waste of space exceppt for the vagina and BOOBIES All they do is bitch at everything and whine any chance they get need to stop being so damn over dramatic

Stop being such a Women

Author: Smartest person ever http://women.urbanup.com/2793932
57. (women) (204↑, 565↓)
Those who belong in the kitchen.

Husband: Is lunch ready, woman? Wife:Yes honey Husband: Good then start on dinner bitch. Women

58. (Women) (80↑, 441↓)
The only difference between Utopia and our current society.

As long as women exist, Utopia will never happen.

59. (women) (145↑, 506↓)
The half of the human race which has the dead weight and weakness imposed with reproduction. They are physically, psychologically, and emotionally weaker than their male counterparts. This is due to a shorter developmental period, a smaller body, a smaller brain with fewer cells, and the physical and mental dead weight imposed with reproductive organs. Women also have an underdeveloped sense of logic and judgment, which results in a tendency to lie (poorly). Modern feminists like to call themselves right-brained and creative to help their gender insecurities and attempt to feel superior to men. They do not let petty facts discourage them, and claim that the reason there are few great female scientists and no great female artists is because of society. They pretend that evolution, religion, and culture are inane, and believe the source of all their gender issues are males. They try to ignore that the reason it is a man's world is because men built the world. Modern feminists also believe their bodies can be as strong if not stronger as a man's. They ignore the fact that sports require gender segregation to allow women to compete. Otherwise, little Suzy might be beaten in basketball by the taller, stronger men...and that wouldn't be good for her little girl self esteem, would it? Girls try to compensate for their physical and mental deficiencies by creating "bitched out" versions of what men do. They try act hardcore and tough by sipping daddy's beer, blowing daddy's smokes, and on the days when they are feeling extra brave, swallowing daddy's Tylenol. Because of their gender, their pointless actions are parodies of male rebellion. Despite their acts of independence, they still have their swollen chest, useless muscles, and wide hips. Ironically, if it weren't for the sexual aesthetics modern feminism attacks, women would be ugly. Women enjoy sex less than men because they have to be "in the mood" to "do it" and even then they often feel weak and helpless. They tend to enjoy sex less because, evolution wise, childbirth makes a man a father (if he desires) but is a weakening if not deadly experience for women. During and after a pregnancy they suffer psychological and physical trauma, and tend to become depressed from the hormonal imbalance. Despite this, they endure intercourse as a way to gold dig, to find a potential husband, and to feel a vacant sense of worth.

1. Women are dreamers and fantasizers, while men are doers and philosophers. 2. A woman likes to lie and pretend. They act like looking weak and stupid is "cute," although the real reason guys like it is because it makes them look easy. They will also strip to pay for a (little girl fad here) dress to "cleanse their mind and spirit." 3. Guy 1: So you broke up with her? Guy 2: Yeah, that chick is crazy. She tried to use voodoo magic to punish me for "using" her. Guy 1: Man, chicks are funny when they're pissed. Guy 2: She actually thinks that I'll go bald. 4. A little girl is offended by my definition because it is different from what she wants to believe, and therefore gives it a thumbs down. And she is so offended by it, she expresses her righeous fury by bravely giving it a thumbs-down every day. How can they say females are cowardly?

60. (women) (89↑, 450↓)
the inferior human sex, who is illogical, irartional, and a brain that thinks how to torment men. They are beautiful to look at so that they can easily trap the other sex. The only useful part is the hole between the legs known as the [vagina] that can be used for pleasure and bearing children, and the breasts that are both joy and are useful for producing milk. The most useless part is the mouth that talks and nag non-stop. Some wise men say that women must only open mouth to suck.

The good man was totally robbed by the women who traped him in their beauty

61. (Women) (131↑, 492↓)
Usually make no sense and lack complete common sense. Peers into the most simplest of things to deep, and are glutton for pain.

James I don't get why women enjoy pain.

Author: WestIndiesKing http://women.urbanup.com/1506907
62. (women) (129↑, 490↓)
Tools of men, who must obey the "three C's": Cooking, Cleaning, and ck... hrm, childcare.

"I'm sorry I don't listen to poor people... or women, am I right guys, eh, eh" -Mr. Wellington

Author: dancingdudesean http://women.urbanup.com/1179860
63. (women) (54↑, 415↓)
Some women are idiots, and others are worse than idiots. But me, I'm special\! See: me

*looks up at the quote above mine.* hey, you bastard\! Women can fake just as much as any man\!So shut the hell up\! You don't deserve to breathe the same air that I do\!

Author: Maryanne E. M. http://women.urbanup.com/752089
64. (Women) (70↑, 432↓)
Kitchen Appliance: Sandwich Maker.

What are all these women doing out of the kitchen?

Author: There Are No Gods Up Here http://women.urbanup.com/4932053
65. (Women) (23↑, 385↓)
Spiteful beings put on earth to keep man from enjoying himself (unless used for sexual intercourse). Supposed upgrade from test tubes for babies.

Women: I hate you for no reason. Man: Why are you such a Spiteful being put on earth to keep man from enjoying himself (unless used for sexual intercourse).

66. (Women) (46↑, 409↓)
"Women" were created for the sole purpose of serving man. Women's place is in the kitchen. She is not to speak back to man, if a women does speak back to a man, the man is allowed to bitch slap that women upside the head.

Women: I'm tired of you treating me like shit\! Man: -Bitch slaps Women- GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN\!

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67. (women) (338↑, 701↓)
The half of the human race which has the burden and weakness imposed with reproduction. They are physically, psychologically, and emotionally weaker than their male counterparts. This is due to a shorter developmental period, a smaller body, a smaller brain with fewer cells, and the physical and mental dead weight imposed with reproductive organs. Women also have an underdeveloped sense of logic and judgment, which results in a tendency to lie (poorly). Modern feminists like to call themselves right-brained and creative to help their gender insecurities and attempt to feel superior to men. They do not let petty facts discourage them, and claim that the reason there are few great female scientists and no great female artists is because of society. They pretend the religions and cultures of the world are inane, and claim the source of all their gender issues are males. Despite what they try to believe, reason it is a man's world is because men built the world. Modern feminists also believe their bodies can be as strong if not stronger as a man's. They ignore the fact that sports require gender segregation to allow women to compete. Otherwise, little Suzy might be beaten in basketball by the taller, stronger men...and that wouldn't be good for her little girl self esteem, would it? Girls try to compensate for their physical and mental deficiencies by creating "bitched out" versions of what men do. They try act hardcore and tough by sipping daddy's beer, blowing daddy's smokes, and on the days when they are feeling extra brave, swallowing daddy's Tylenol. Because they act against their nature, their pointless actions are parodies of male rebellion. Despite their acts of independence, they still have their swollen chest, frail body, and wide hips. Ironically, if it weren't for the sexual aesthetics modern feminism attacks, women would be ugly. Women enjoy sex less than men because they have to be "in the mood" to "do it" and even then they often feel weak and helpless. They tend to enjoy sex less because, evolution wise, childbirth makes a man a father (if he desires) but is a weakening if not deadly experience for women. During and after a pregnancy they suffer psychological and physical trauma, and tend to become depressed from the hormonal imbalance. Despite this, they endure intercourse as a way to gold dig, to find a potential husband, and to feel a vacant sense of worth.

1. Women are dreamers and fantasizers, while men are doers and philosophers. 2. A woman likes to lie and pretend. They act like looking weak and stupid is "cute," although the real reason guys like it is because it makes them look easy. They will also strip to pay for a (little girl fad here) dress to "cleanse their mind and spirit." 3. Guy 1: So you broke up with her? Guy 2: Yeah, that chick is crazy. She tried to use magic to punish me for "using" her. Guy 1: Man, chicks are funny when they're pissed. Guy 2: I know. She actually thinks I'll go bald.

68. (Women) (221↑, 585↓)
Punishment from Zeus for mankind because the young god Promethues stole the fire of the gods and gave it to mankind. So Zeus created a new evil for mankind, women.

You can't life with them but you can't life without them.

69. (Women) (32↑, 403↓)
Something a heterosexual man can use to release any sexual tension.

I had two women suck my dick last night because I was really horny.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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